The universe and Neil Diamond ... Did he catch my cheap undies ?

Ever wonder about the universe while you are baking muffins ?

No me neither.

So we are a tiny little speck of dirt spinning around more little bits of dirt and rock, around an even larger bunch of rocks, yep, lots of rocks.

Now, this thing happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, no, not Star Wars, ok, well, yes it did, but I didnt mean that.  I meant the big orgasm.  Not the one one a porn star has, that maybe fake, but the big bang orgasm that sent underwear, bra's, tampons and every other useful thing forth into existence.

Now, we on Earth are something in the middle of all of this underwear throwing, like we are at a Neil Diamond concert in the 1980s.  We know all this due to light, light allows us to see, yep, pretty obvious huh.  Anyways, there is this relativity thingy, the further you are, time changes and speeds up, slows down etc etc.  The further out in space you look, the more in the past you see,  That's why any aliens living on Tal Seti one, checking us out through their back yard telescopes will see a bunch of cavemen whacking each other over the heads with wooden sticks.

However, we are still in an expanding universe, that Neil Diamond concert is still happening and more panties are getting piled up on the stage.

The center of the universe, if we look through a powerful enough telescope will show us the start of time, the big bang orgasm, but what about the other direction ?  What if we are looking away at the expansion of the universe, all that underwear accelerating towards a future Neil Diamond concert look alike band.  If the stars and other such debris are going away from us, can we see that part of the universe, even though its formed and may have life, will we even see it or will it just be a big black nothing ?

I for one will just sit back and throw a spare pair of undies on to a stage occupied by Neil Diamond singing some old hits and not hurt my head thinking about the other side of the universe.  It may after all may consist of cheap nylon panties and not Italian ones I just paid 30 dollars for.