Quantum boobs ...

I was thinking, quantum physics.  Boobs are very much like that.  Like quantum physics, where you may have two atoms a given distance apart, boobs are the same, they are a given distance apart and work as pairs.  A bra then becomes the underlying structure of the universe, maybe if you like, string theory.  I like to think as a bra as a part of physics that acts like gravity.  Both boobs displace space and create a gravity well which the bra supports on a perfect curve.

So women's boobs and undergarments, these are things that make the universe work.  Don't upset a woman or the fabric of space time will be your downfall.